Movies

Transformers: The Last Knight is exactly what the detractors have railed against from the start: a cacophonous ejaculation of incomprehensible nonsense.

Baby Driver has all the action and suspense of Heat and has all the fun and driving of Smokey And the Bandit.

Never do anything nice for anyone. You’re not paranoid if they’re really out to get you.

Summer is the perfect season for escapist B-movies about man-eating killer sharks, the counterpart to the beach read paperback.

Wonder Woman will totally kick your ass.

I owe Gal Gadot an overdue apology.

For the first half of Raw I thought I was watching a French nouveau version of Carrie.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a definite improvement over its waterlogged 2011 predecessor, but I can’t help feeling like the magic of this franchise has been squelched.

The only thing harder than getting rid of a ghost may be getting rid of an exorcist.

The Psycho Drive-In All-Stars now have some things to say about the latest film in one of Hollywood’s most enduring and important science fiction franchises.

If I do not see a more headache-inducing, self-indulgent, cumbersome, illogical, and generally exasperating movie this summer, I will consider myself most fortunate.

Frankenstein Created Bikers earns its Exploitation Club members card with bonus points.

If Marvel was ever going to have a dud in its near historic run of blockbuster success, it should have been Guardians of the Galaxy.

Colossal is a different kind of monster movie, that’s for certain. It’s got a dynamite premise that allows for plenty of different tones.

A Dark Song is an instant classic.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 is good. It's not so much a sequel but a companion piece so if you liked the first one you'll like this one, and if you thought the first one was lacking something then you may find it in this one.

I bought a VHS copy of this movie in 2003 for five bucks at a local thrift shop because it sounded amazing at the time.

Dig Two Graves is the type of low budget indie thriller that deserves a larger audience than it has so far received.

Free Fire wants to be a scuzzy, crazy, fun movie that knows it’s trashy and revels in its bad taste and loony characters with nose-thumbing glee.

Each new terror pulls us and the characters in a different direction as we try to figure out exactly what is going on.