In news that should set the film and comics worlds buzzing with excitement and relief, criminally incompetent actor/”writer”/”director” Sia LaBeouf is calling it quits. From what?

Who knows.

Being a douche-nozzle in public seems to be the best we can hope for.

Most likely, he’ll be leaving the world of social media for the foreseeable future.

But equally, he could take said ‘retirement’ one step further, cancelling press, scheduled appearances and even premiere turns to live a secluded life away from the scrutinising glare of the media eye.

This comes from a Friday, Jan. 10 article in the Independent out of the UK by Jenn Selby. Read more here.