Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. It is we of Psycho Drive-In, his chroniclers, who alone can tell thee of this saga. Let us tell you of the days of high adventure! And middling to low quality!
I bring you 1983’s Conquest, a refreshingly weird sword-and-sorcery flick of Italian, Spanish, and Mexican production that’s just familiar enough to be comfortable and just bizarre enough to be noteworthy.
So, lords and ladies, that's Dungeons and Dragons, and unless you're a connoisseur of bad movies, there's a good chance that this will be the worst film you've ever seen.