Get ready, because this is how Aqua Teen Hunger Force did monsters better than Hollywood ever will.

Tony Todd is best known for his fearsome and ominous presence as the Candyman in the 90’s film series and Bludworth in the Final Destination movies.

Anal. Dwelling. Murder. Troll.

The low budget and smaller venue brought a genuine sense of honesty to the campy splatterfest musical and lived up to the soul -pun intended- of The Evil Dead and its cultural legacy.

In 1927 he became Count Dracula in the wildly successful Broadway adaptation of Stoker’s classic novel.

Grab your munchies cause we’re about to enjoy some Halloweed.

Few things inspire such universal joy, loathing, and terror as a clown and, depending on what stage in your life you’re at really seems to determine which camp you fall in.

So, as Halloween approaches and you’re looking for some great, albeit campy, sci-fi horror, check out Keith David’s continuing cinematic legacy.

Bruce Campbell is a legend in the B Cinematic pantheon who lives alongside such giants as Vincent Price and Christopher Lee in a place of honor.

As far as monster movies go, The Thing simply has yet to be defeated.

So here’s what’s great about Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer: practical effects and Robert Englund.

I mean, after all, Tales from the Crypt has always been first and foremost a morality play showing people getting their karmic just desserts.

There isn’t going to be a Killing Joke 2: The Clowning. You’re not going to see Bats in Heat hitting Netflix in the fall.

What I’d expected to be a complete and total shit show turned out to be an entertaining romp through Nazi-infested Europe.

Intelligently written with deep characterization, coherent storytelling, and impeccable acting and directing, I just can’t say enough good things about this show.

They Live is a beautiful example of just such a marriage from short story to screen.

If you’re looking for original horror, something scary or dark or genuinely twisted, it’s just a quick Google search away.

Independence Day: Resurgence was an incredible, although truthfully formulaic follow-up to the original.

From the moment I pressed play on Zombeavers I found myself enthralled in that same childish delight.

There are lots of schlocky, low budget monster movies out there for those who are interested in finding them.