If only I had known that slapping together a pile of randomly-fresh corpses would come out looking exactly like Aaron Eckhart I probably would have taken up grave-digging long ago.
So, lords and ladies, that's Dungeons and Dragons, and unless you're a connoisseur of bad movies, there's a good chance that this will be the worst film you've ever seen.
It's genuinely pretty creepy, and also explains a lot of things from the film and makes it a smarter movie overall, despite the weaknesses in its core concept.
