The Haunted Vagina is weird, it's scary, sometimes it's a little gross. But damn, it's actually a really competently woven story, and it might even touch your heart.
No, I won't talk about her period. However, there is a lot to be said about the archetypal symbolism in the film, not to mention the feminist perspective.
Even though Spider-Man is considered one of Earth's mightiest heroes, this film is reminding us that - under all that fancy Stark tech - he's still just a sixteen-year old kid.
Some of the early reviews talked a lot about this being one of those slow burn kind of horror movies, which gave me higher expectations than I'd had for, say, The Nun.