Idiot Box

Well, CSI: Cyber, you did it. You wore me down.

Like a caveman warning against this fire everyone’s using, CSI: Cyber is determined to make me think twice about using electrical appliances.

I dunno. It was sort of like Bizarro-CSI: Cyber this week.

So, the CSI: Cyber villain du jour infiltrates the computerized safety mechanisms of a high-speed roller coaster and causes it to crash.

What better reason could there be to revive Idiot Box than CSI: Cyber? It's kind of self-explanatory.

After last week’s debacle, Danny and Raf are primed and ready for this week’s debacle.

I wasn’t sure what to expect from this episode, except that it might court the hot-button topic of male prostitutes in a way only Baywatch Nights can -- with ponderous detective skills.

What do mimes, rastafarians and Blues Traveler have to do with Baywatch Nights? Find out in this week's Idiot Box!

An empty amusement park and a stripper who isn't a stripper cause Danny and Raf to have a lot of questions about this episode of Baywatch Nights.

This week's installment of Danny and Raf's ongoing coverage of Baywatch Nights finds them analyzing an episode devoted to that most horrible of '90s villains-- roller blade gangs.

Danny Djeljosevic and Rafael Gaitan have chosen to watch and review every single episode of the detective-themed Baywatch spinoff Baywatch Nights. Nobody asked them to.

We didn't have much to say about True Blood this week.

Rafael Gaitan: We're now officially 58.3 % into True Blood, and boy is my patience tried! Danny Djeljosevic: ...you just calculated that, didn't you? Rafael: Oh, yeah -- I Rain Man'd that shit. But...

The vaguely-Steven-Spielberg-related sci-fi drama concludes! For this season, at least.

Vampires! Witches! Shapeshifters! Were-panthers! A line that unironically uses the word "necromancer!" A really good Neko Case song! Oh god, we're only halfway through this shit? Danny: I hear you have a...

Much to Raf's chagrin, the HBO series continues! In this episode, Andy Bellefleur becomes Boss Hogg, people get hypnotized and faces get post-Russell Edgington.

While there's some intriguing bits in this two-parter, by the end it all feels cyclical.

Rafael: We are officially like a third of the season through. Danny: This episode picks up where the first left off, with Eric having eaten Cookie's Fairy Godmother. Then he tries to bite her. But that's...

I love when Eric eats Cookie's fairy godmother.

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